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Alligator Demotivational Poster

ALLIGATOR WRESTLING - Only true men do this...

TAGS: alligator wrestling
Rating: 2.75/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 9:58 am
it looks like he's doing something else with that gator.
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:34 pm
Sooooo... there's only about 18 real men on the planet... most missing fingers?
Derek - December 22, 2009, 3:58 pm
Only crazy bastards


TAGS: hone trust me alligator crocodile australia
Rating: 4.68/5

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steph1 - March 2, 2011, 6:35 am
you are absolutely correct - yet, the term can also be used more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia: i.e. the true crocodiles, the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae) and the gharials (family Gavialidae)- i'm no expert
Darkfiretiger - March 2, 2011, 5:35 am
They don't call them Crocodiles, they ARE Crocodiles. They're two different species of reptiles.

THERE'S A FINE LINE - between bravery and stupidity

TAGS: alligator bird
Rating: 4.81/5

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motinet - October 15, 2012, 10:25 pm


Life -

TAGS: alligator fish
Rating: 4.4/5

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Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:45 am
Hmmm. a Gar (the fish) committing suicide? At any rate, yeppers. Life is like that.

FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.

I TELL YA, BILL... - This is your best idea yet!! Free lunch, here we come...

YOUR DAY - This is just not it.

PLANNING - Organizational skills are your best bet for getting what you want

TAGS: alligator road sign genius
Rating: 3.12/5

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barringer21 - December 17, 2011, 2:35 am
"MooseS" isn't a word, it the equivalent of saying "fishes" or "deers".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 15, 2009, 12:41 am
Stealth Mooses? The truly stealthy moose goes under the name Arthur Rackham and has tenure at Yale. That's how stealthy meese can be. These are just very clever alligators, which is like a moose only hungrier and shorter and a good ole boy.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Stealth mooses Native to Nunavut.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:36 pm
Those are the weirdest looking mooses I've ever seen. Is there a nuclear power plant nearby? Huh?
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 4:15 pm
Funny stuff and a great ph**o.
KDP3 - June 14, 2009, 3:38 pm
5 lions/monkeys for being in Florida
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 3:23 pm
How can Florida be ranked 29th in education when even the gators have excellent reading and writing skills?
BoneCD - June 14, 2009, 2:51 pm
I a;most didn't see the gators. Great Poster!

Flori-DUH -


getting together -

YOU KNOW WHAT? - I think I will take my chances dodging traffic.

TAGS: alligators road sign
Rating: 3.73/5

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Kstoker - December 8, 2012, 12:06 pm
Great picture, 5L
440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:07 pm
Somehow something about "Hearing BANJO music"

COME ON, BOY! - Sit up! Sit up! Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are!!



TAGS: prayer alligator pilot dead
Rating: 3.6/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:28 pm
Judging by the fact he has what appears to be military gear on. If I was him, and like on a branch, I'd shoot a few crocs and distract them that way.

MAIL-ORDER ALLIGATOR HANDBAGS - Some assembly required

TAGS: alligator
Rating: 4.9/5

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Rudedog - February 28, 2013, 12:13 am
Thats the problem with ordering in bulk. Funny stuff

Survivers -

THE HUMAN EXHIBIT - A favorite at the crocodilian zoo

TAGS: animals crocodiles alligators
Rating: 4.65/5

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heathentod - May 16, 2010, 12:04 pm
GreyScorpion - May 16, 2010, 11:06 am
very nice! 5L
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 2:24 am
Perfect. 5L

THIS GUY - deserves to lose an arm.

TAGS: crocodile cayman alligator fail
Rating: 2.51/5

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WTF - July 24, 2009, 6:20 pm
WHITE PEOPLE - Always doing stupid ****!
warp_kez - January 11, 2009, 5:14 pm
Isn't that a statue? The eyes look too fake.

Determination -

Alligator at WalMart -

Akihiko (Bright Boy) seems a bit reckless -

Somedays -

TAGS: alligator turtle life chews you up
Rating: 4.36/5

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Pagong - April 29, 2013, 8:59 am
Run, bro, run!

THIS SIGN MAKES ONE THINK - What are the alligators doing?

THE OLYMPICS - This is why foreigners win them.

Ali -

TAGS: alligator crocodile difference watching
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 30, 2017, 5:35 pm
And the rest of ya mixed heritage peoples (that's politically correct right?) thanks for the votes :~)
MissPriss - December 30, 2017, 5:33 pm
Me too! Gone along time and a fellow Canuck. Pity aboot the NYE celebration on parliment hill...pussies teehee
Sean - December 18, 2017, 6:34 pm
Feelings ... jeepers. And I hope you are working on your microaggressions ...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2017, 8:14 pm
We don't get poodles anymore because....you know, feelings and whatnot. (everyone gets a medal)
Sean - December 17, 2017, 4:13 pm
Somehow just clicking "upvote" is not nearly as satisfying as when we had to click on any one of five foofy poodles (others insisted that they were lions -- but I knew the truth!).
Sean - December 17, 2017, 4:10 pm
I've been gone for so long, I have little to no idea how to vote. But if'n I ever figure it oot (I'm Canadian btw), I shall five lion this funny little puppy.
JesusWept - December 13, 2017, 8:23 pm
Now I get it. Dizz tutored me. Brilliant poster ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - December 13, 2017, 4:00 pm
Good one, Prissy! ^!!!! I'll PM later JW!
vulture - December 12, 2017, 4:47 pm
"See you later, Alligator. In a while, Crocodile." I feel so... old!
JesusWept - December 12, 2017, 3:49 pm
Ok, I give up. I don't get it.

Patience -

TAGS: alligator car dinner
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 29, 2015, 9:08 am
ROTFL!!!! I lived in southeast La. for 5 yrs--- laughing so hard, it huuurrrts! 5 ROTFL lions, ashy!

Safety -

TAGS: safe frog alligator
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 13, 2016, 4:22 am
Welcome back, Ashy! I've missed your sense of humor! LUV THIS!!!!!! LOL! ^!

The Rescue -

TAGS: alligator saved
Rating: 4.2/5

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Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:28 pm
P.E.D.O.B.E.A.R - auto correct, a love hate relationship.
Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:26 pm
Could that be? A Cajun incarnation of Mr. p***Bear? 5G's
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:16 pm
In this case I'd have to say it depends on how much meat is on the bones of the rescuer...teehee.